Unlike humans who spend energy like it’s drilling a hole in their pocket, crocodiles are known for their uncanny ability to store energy until absolutely necessary. An admirable skill, and one we thought we could share with the world.

That, and we lost a bet.

Garrett, the search for energy is over (or coming to an end shortly). Our gum and chews are available at thousands of fine retailers throughout the land. And we’re expanding daily. You should use our store locator to find Mad Croc in your area. And if you don’t have the energy to get to a store, you can also purchase what you need online by clicking here.

Well Kim, there’s not much you can do. As the saying goes, boys will be boys. And you telling him no will only intensify his desire to go. One thing you may want to try is slipping some energy gum into his bag just before he leaves. That way if he does come face to face with trouble, he won’t necessarily be dead meat (no pun intended).

Each piece of gum contains 40 mg. of caffeine. So two pieces will give you the kick of one energy drink, one cup of coffee or one boot in the nether regions. For other comparisons click here.

Definitely. In fact it’s pretty tasty, (but only if you’re over 21). Mad Croc drinks make great mixers. We’ve compiled a list of some of the best Croc-Tails here.

You can begin to feel the effects of our gum within 5 minutes. And within 15 minutes about 99% of the energy has been absorbed. Here are some suggestions of what you can do while you wait. Read your mail. See who is within a few feet to chat with. Floss. Tie your shoes. Make a quick phone call.

Hey, it’s gum. So the flavor isn’t going to last forever. But it does last from 10-15 minutes which is long enough to get the full effect. When it’s out, toss it out or stick it under your desk at work.

Are you just in the bathroom? Or are you actually going to the bathroom? Because either way, the answer is yes. It’s your phone. Anyone calling you is automatically assuming the risk that you may be in a compromising position. If they have a problem with that ask them to call you back, although they probably won’t. But they might, so have a Mad Croc and wait by the phone.

Looking for that 4 p.m. sugar high? You wont be getting it from our gum. It has no sugar, just a good old American caffeine kick.

Mad Croc products do have some calories, though not much. In fact, the gum and sugar free drink have so few calories (five) you can practically burn them off just by staying alive while you enjoy them. The chews have 20 calories, so you could try walking around for a minute and picking something up. And the regular drink contains 120 calories, so you might actually have to take the trash out you slob.

Anyone can use our products as long as they’re not a caffeine sensitive person and we recommend that pregnant women avoid using our products.

We also don’t want the little guys using our products. That means absolutely no children.

That’s brutal. Shopping is man’s kryptonite. So as we see it, you have two choices. One, quickly develop an overly abundant joy of shopping for shoes, scarves, undershirts, Capri pants and other such accessories. Or two, buy a pack of Mad Croc energy gum and keep it in your pocket. While it will still be a day from hell, at least you won’t be battling fatigue. And that will earn you points with the little lady. Enjoy!

Mark, it comes as no surprise to us that you are from Florida. Mad Croc is an energy product. So use it anytime you need a lift. And don’t use it when you need to do things like sleep. Maybe you should have a piece of gum and gloss over the website again.

In general you should be able to get the energy boost you need with 2 pieces of gum. The average cup of coffee has about 60 mg of caffeine, so two pieces easily trump that.

One of the most powerful aphrodisiacs for a woman is when a guy actually listens to what she has to say. This, of course, is also one of the most physically and mentally taxing challenges in the entire world. So to face this challenge head on, we suggest you pound a Mad Croc energy drink right before any potential conversation. This will insure your alertness, thus turning her on. You can thank us later.

We have to plead the fifth on this one. If you are taking any kind of drugs please consult a doctor before using our products.

David, perhaps you’re not seeing the big picture. Two, three hours of your time can reap several years of benefit. Grab some energy chews and take them down while you help with the move. Then the next time there’s a big game, casually remind your friend how fun it was to help him that one day. Do we have to come up with everything?